This is a hat. It is a funny hat. It is a Giggle Fit Hat. Hat rhymes with hat. Dr. Seuss is an angry cat. This rhyme isn't all that. It sucks. But the hat sucketh not. In fact it is the least sucky hat you'll own. You'll sport that fact that you are Giggle Fit yourself and taking on life with a hefty dose of fun and laughter. Plus, with the white version you'll feel like you're putting a bath robe on your head, except it's nothing like that, because it's a hat.
This hat is made of common hat materials that were far too boring to elaborate on. It's a good hat.
This hat is made of common hat materials that were far too boring to elaborate on. It's a good hat.